Chelsea: I know you’ve played a gay man, well you’ve played a couple. But the first gay guy you played was pretty uncomfortable
Bradley: Or comfortable, however you wanna look at it
Chelsea: Ok, fine. Comfortable or uncomfortable or extremely comfortable. Would you say that was more comfortable than having that Asian guy’s penis on your shoulder in The Hangover?
Bradley: Well first of all, to clarify I never saw Michael Ian Black’s penis. It was in his underwear when he was slamming me from behind in Wet Hot American Summer.
Chelsea: But you felt it.
Bradley: No, I didn’t feel it. I was too numb. I was too numb with shock, that was my first job -
Chelsea: Well lubrication will make you numb also
Bradley: We had this glistening thing to make us look sweaty -
Chelsea: It’s called body heat
(Source: robot-britta)